Beware!The Stealth Dog can attacks it's prey with surprising results!!
But not this one..........The SLEEPING Stealth Dog!
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Stealth Dog
WARNING!
Beware!The Stealth Dog can attacks it's prey with surprising results!!
But not this one..........The SLEEPING Stealth Dog!
Tags:dangerous,Dog,surprises,Wake Up Quotes
Beware!The Stealth Dog can attacks it's prey with surprising results!!
But not this one..........The SLEEPING Stealth Dog!
Lake Park
A little child ask his parent:
Kid: Can I swim anywhere in the lake?
Parent said: No,You can only swim in the designated swim areas.
Kid:Yeah Right...
Lesson Learned:When people warm you don't swim in the Lake Park.Don't swim in the lake park.Just Follow ..
If it's never our fault, we can't take responsibility for it.(Follow the rule) If we can't take responsibility for it, we'll always be its victim.
Kid: Can I swim anywhere in the lake?
Parent said: No,You can only swim in the designated swim areas.
Kid:Yeah Right...
OMG..Where does Crocodile come from?...
Lesson Learned:When people warm you don't swim in the Lake Park.Don't swim in the lake park.Just Follow ..
Funny and Useful Quotes produced By eextrasmile.blogspot.com:-)
If it's never our fault, we can't take responsibility for it.(Follow the rule) If we can't take responsibility for it, we'll always be its victim.
-Richard Bach quotes
BTW + OMG ,Exceeded our Expectations
Exceeded our Expectations
Sales manager reporting to Director:
We've met lots of new customers.The show has been very good for us! We've had steady income, our presentations were always excellent, and we had lots of order .-- it definitely exceeded our expectations. BTW,It's also been great to see existing users of our products and repeat orders. I FEEL great....We on our way back,we are at 15000 ft above the earth's surface,the food are delicious,the sky are blue......OMG!
Talk about exceeded our expectations .That is something really out of expectations!!
By:Eextra Smile Quotes
Tag: OMG Quotes, Shit Quotes, Recommended, dangerous quote, unexpected quotes
Sales manager reporting to Director:
We've met lots of new customers.The show has been very good for us! We've had steady income, our presentations were always excellent, and we had lots of order .-- it definitely exceeded our expectations. BTW,It's also been great to see existing users of our products and repeat orders. I FEEL great....We on our way back,we are at 15000 ft above the earth's surface,the food are delicious,the sky are blue......OMG!
Talk about exceeded our expectations .That is something really out of expectations!!
By:Eextra Smile Quotes
Tag: OMG Quotes, Shit Quotes, Recommended, dangerous quote, unexpected quotes
Life unexpected qutes
"Any human anywhere will blossom in a hundred unexpected talents and capacities simply by being given the opportunity to do so. "
~Doris Lessing
"Anything that is unexpected is the X-factor."
~Dante Hall
Funny Story.. Shit! It's Shit!
Quotes:
"Don't shit on your own doorstep"
Also Check out:The Deep Voice "SHIT"
p/s:
“Shit happens, quite often.”
"Don't shit on your own doorstep"
~ Proverb quotes
Also Check out:The Deep Voice "SHIT"
p/s:
“Shit happens, quite often.”
There Was No Sign!
“Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.”
At A Busy Shopping Mall ........
Customer: "Miss, my debit card doesn't seem to be working."
(Attendant walk by and wondering)
Attendant: "Are you sure you're swiping it the right way?"
Customer: "Which way is the right way?"
Attendant: "Stripe facing outward."
Customer: "Miss, it's still not working!"
Attendant: "I'm sorry sir, but that debit machine is currently out of order."
Customer: "I insist to use this one. Why isn't this one working?"
Attendant: "I'm sorry, but we called tech support. If you'd like, I'd be more than happy to suspend your order and-"
Customer: "It's your responsibility to put up signs if something isn't working! Now I need to speak to your store manager."
Attendant: "There's no sign on that machine? I'm sure I put them up just a couple of minutes ago."
Customer: "Do you SEE a sign?"
(Attendant walk over to the machine, and see the sign laying by the customers feet on the floor. It was clearly ripped off of the machine, as it's half torn.)
Attendant: "Hmm, I'm terribly sorry sir. It seems someone ripped the sign off."
Customer: "Yeah, that was me."
Attendant: "Can I ask why?"
Customer: "No, you can't."
Attendant: "Why would you use this machine is you had seen and read the sign, stating that the debit machine wasn't working?"
Customer: "Because there was no sign!"
Attendant: "But you ripped the sign off."
Customer: "Yeah, so now that it's not there anymore the debit machine should be working! Forget this! I'm going to another store!"
EExtra Smile Blog Reaction: "!+? "
There Was No Sign funny quotes
Quote From a self-checkout attendant.Grocery Store | Mississauga,Canada.via:notalwaysright.com
Customer Quotes,Complaint quotes,Stupid quotes,Lie quotes
~Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin'
Where is The Sign?
Customer: "Miss, my debit card doesn't seem to be working."
(Attendant walk by and wondering)
Attendant: "Are you sure you're swiping it the right way?"
Customer: "Which way is the right way?"
Attendant: "Stripe facing outward."
Customer: "Miss, it's still not working!"
Attendant: "I'm sorry sir, but that debit machine is currently out of order."
Customer: "I insist to use this one. Why isn't this one working?"
Attendant: "I'm sorry, but we called tech support. If you'd like, I'd be more than happy to suspend your order and-"
Customer: "It's your responsibility to put up signs if something isn't working! Now I need to speak to your store manager."
Attendant: "There's no sign on that machine? I'm sure I put them up just a couple of minutes ago."
Customer: "Do you SEE a sign?"
(Attendant walk over to the machine, and see the sign laying by the customers feet on the floor. It was clearly ripped off of the machine, as it's half torn.)
Attendant: "Hmm, I'm terribly sorry sir. It seems someone ripped the sign off."
Customer: "Yeah, that was me."
Attendant: "Can I ask why?"
Customer: "No, you can't."
Attendant: "Why would you use this machine is you had seen and read the sign, stating that the debit machine wasn't working?"
Customer: "Because there was no sign!"
Attendant: "But you ripped the sign off."
Customer: "Yeah, so now that it's not there anymore the debit machine should be working! Forget this! I'm going to another store!"
EExtra Smile Blog Reaction: "!+? "
There Was No Sign funny quotes
Quote From a self-checkout attendant.Grocery Store | Mississauga,Canada.via:notalwaysright.com
Customer Quotes,Complaint quotes,Stupid quotes,Lie quotes
Too much power
Use too much power,the golf ball explode!
The truth is it's not a regular ball ,It is an "exploding golf ball ",it blows up in a spectacular cloud of smoke-like powder when hit.!
Elsewhere..
Power quote:
The truth is it's not a regular ball ,It is an "exploding golf ball ",it blows up in a spectacular cloud of smoke-like powder when hit.!
Elsewhere..
Power quote:
"In Congress,We simply have too much power"
Express your happiness in action
"Every time you smile at someone, it is an action of love, a gift to that person, a beautiful thing."
~M.Teresa
How Much patience you have?
~Franklin P. Jones~
The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children. ~Clarence Darrow~
It takes a village to raise a child .-African proverb~
A man surprised is half beaten. ~Thomas Fuller ~
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