Loading Smile.....
▷▷▷▷▷Inspirational|Quotes|Joy|Happiness|Humor;););)
Showing posts with label Lie quotes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lie quotes. Show all posts

The causes of violence

"You always write it's bombing, bombing, bombing. It's not bombing, it's air support"

-- Air Force Colonel David Opfer, complaining to reporters about their coverage of the Vietnam War.




"Guns have little or nothing to do with juvenile violence. The causes of youth violence are working parents who put their kids into daycare, the teaching of evolution in the schools, and working mothers who take birth control pills."
 

-- Tom Delay (R - Texas), on Columbine.
"We are all manufacturers. Making good, making trouble or making excuses "

 H. V. Adolt





Tags:Lie quotes,excuses quotes,clever refuse responsibility/complain quotes

There Was No Sign!

“Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.”

~Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin'


sweep card.jpg


Where is The Sign?

At A Busy Shopping Mall ........

Customer: "Miss, my debit card doesn't seem to be working."
(Attendant walk by and wondering)

Attendant: "Are you sure you're swiping it the right way?"

Customer: "Which way is the right way?"

Attendant: "Stripe facing outward."

Customer: "Miss, it's still not working!"

Attendant: "I'm sorry sir, but that debit machine is currently out of order."

Customer: "I insist to use this one. Why isn't this one working?"

Attendant: "I'm sorry, but we called tech support. If you'd like, I'd be more than happy to suspend your order and-"
Customer: "It's your responsibility to put up signs if something isn't working! Now I need to speak to your store manager."
Attendant: "There's no sign on that machine? I'm sure I put them up just a couple of minutes ago."
Customer: "Do you SEE a sign?"
(Attendant walk over to the machine, and see the sign laying by the customers feet on the floor. It was clearly ripped off of the machine, as it's half torn.)
Attendant: "Hmm, I'm terribly sorry sir. It seems someone ripped the sign off."
Customer: "Yeah, that was me."
Attendant: "Can I ask why?"
Customer: "No, you can't."
Attendant: "Why would you use this machine is you had seen and read the sign, stating that the debit machine wasn't working?"
Customer: "Because there was no sign!"
Attendant: "But you ripped the sign off."
Customer: "Yeah, so now that it's not there anymore the debit machine should be working! Forget this! I'm going to another store!"


EExtra Smile Blog Reaction: "!+? "

why baby crying smile.jpg

There Was No Sign funny quotes




Quote From a self-checkout attendant.Grocery Store | Mississauga,Canada.via:notalwaysright.com

Customer Quotes,Complaint quotes,Stupid quotes,Lie quotes

Lie Quote;Advertisement always lies 1

"It makes much more sense to be completely sure that you're telling the truth"


;Advertisement always lies
"i 1 My $ back !"


"Because once you're caught in a lie (even an inadvertent one), everything else you say will be open to doubt."


Lie quotes By eetra smile ;)

CONTENTS: