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Crocodile And Monkey IQ CHALLENGE

It is the story about two crocodile and a monkey.

IT was A WILD WILD JUNGLE ,on a lazy afternoon,mother crocodile and her son swam slowly along the river bank. Suddenly the mother crocodile saw the monkey “Oh, a monkey! How nice if I have it for my dinner.”


Then she said to her son “My son, do you love me?” “Yes, of course.” The baby crocodile answered. “Well, Can you see that monkey? I would very happy if i can have that cheesy monkey heart at my dinner plate. Can you go and get it for me?”

“All right.”The baby crocodile swam near the river bank. He shouted at the monkey. “Hey, monkey! Would you like some bananas? There are many banana trees over there on the other bank of the river.” “Bananas? Hmm, I like them very much. But I can’t swim. How can I get there?”

The monkey said. “Oh, I can carry you there.” “Really? Thank you very much!” The monkey jumped onto the crocodile’s back.

They swam towards the other side of the river. In the middle of the river the crocodile dived into the water. When he came up again, the monkey was wet all over. “WTF... Don’t do that again or I'll kill you!,you cheesy little croc..” The monkey shouted.

“ I know, but I must do that! Because my mother wnts to eat your heart.” “My heart? Why didn’t you tell me earlier? I don’t have it with me,(sure he didn't) I left it in that tree.” Then we’ll have to go back for it! They swam back.

As soon as they got to the bank, the monkey picked up a big stone and climbed up onto the tree as quickly as he can. He hung himself up in the tree and shouted at the crocodile. “ Don’t you wnt my heart? Well, catch!” The monkey threw the big stone at the crocodile.


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Who is stupid and Who is clever?

Curious Cat like nobody but you

Curious Cat love nobody but you..


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nobody can do the shake like i do
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Prison imagination Quotes

“Anyone who lives within his means suffers from a lack of imagination”

 -Lionel Stander quotes




How about this?

"The world's progress is our stock of knowledge, and the brake is our lack of imagination. ..."


"Prison" for Those who lack of imagination...

TSOP(The Sound of Philadelphia)It's Not What You Think

TSOP?

 TSOP (The Sound of Philadelphia) is a 1974 hit recording by MFSB featuring vocals by The Three Degrees.

 Certainly there is nothing to do with TSOP below..which is done by those who where not paid enough attention. Anyway, we really don't have any evidence to suggest that this is the case. It could be the real TSOP fans.A very clever supporter indeed.






"Education Paid!"

STOP and TSOP


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Try To Be Clever Satellite tv no signal

It is the rained that made your satellite tv no signal ?Don't live with satellite signal loss becouse of heavy rain again.Do somethings..


I know there are nothing more annoying and frustrating than when you are watching a good Football match(live) ,NBA Basketball Final minute,or Baseball game,because of a rain fall down ,the TV screen starts to pixelate, turning your most exciting TV programs into a mosaic of colored checkered squares. But this not gonna work.;)

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“The next best thing to being clever is being able to quote someone who is.”
~Mary Pettibone Poole(1938)







“It's good to be clever, but not to show it.”


~French Proverb





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