Crocodile And Monkey IQ CHALLENGE

It is the story about two crocodile and a monkey.

IT was A WILD WILD JUNGLE ,on a lazy afternoon,mother crocodile and her son swam slowly along the river bank. Suddenly the mother crocodile saw the monkey “Oh, a monkey! How nice if I have it for my dinner.”

Then she said to her son “My son, do you love me?” “Yes, of course.” The baby crocodile answered. “Well, Can you see that monkey? I would very happy if i can have that cheesy monkey heart at my dinner plate. Can you go and get it for me?”

“All right.”The baby crocodile swam near the river bank. He shouted at the monkey. “Hey, monkey! Would you like some bananas? There are many banana trees over there on the other bank of the river.” “Bananas? Hmm, I like them very much. But I can’t swim. How can I get there?”

The monkey said. “Oh, I can carry you there.” “Really? Thank you very much!” The monkey jumped onto the crocodile’s back.

They swam towards the other side of the river. In the middle of the river the crocodile dived into the water. When he came up again, the monkey was wet all over. “WTF... Don’t do that again or I'll kill you!,you cheesy little croc..” The monkey shouted.

“ I know, but I must do that! Because my mother wnts to eat your heart.” “My heart? Why didn’t you tell me earlier? I don’t have it with me,(sure he didn't) I left it in that tree.” Then we’ll have to go back for it! They swam back.

As soon as they got to the bank, the monkey picked up a big stone and climbed up onto the tree as quickly as he can. He hung himself up in the tree and shouted at the crocodile. “ Don’t you wnt my heart? Well, catch!” The monkey threw the big stone at the crocodile.

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Who is stupid and Who is clever?

AntiVirus Software Earn Money Trick

"The virus doesn't let me do anything except buy the antivirus software!"

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3 persons involve:

Person#1.The one who bring up the question.

Person#2.The antivirus software provider who put a "Virus" into the computer.

Person#3.The one who says:"terrible virus"


Who is the biggest liar? 
Who is the smartest Guy? 
Who is the second smartest guy?

I think.....
Person#3 is the biggest liar.He just a spammer!
Person#2 is the smartest guy.('!')
Person#1 is the second smartest guy no matter he telling the truth or just made up story.He get our attention.

Quote:
 "I am trying to fresh format my windows vista (with a windows xp cd cus its all i have) but it doesn't work because... when i boot from the cd and unload all the files, it says 'starting windows' but then tells me to restart because there's probably a virus that forbids me from starting windows. and its true, there's a virus which is why i'm trying to reformat my computer... the virus doesn't let me do anything except buy the antivirus software, which i know it just a trick. please help... very important for what i need to do tomorrow .. oh god.."

 My answer to this is:
Virus never infect on the fresh installed window.It might the HardDisc problem or the Mainboard Bios is wrongly set.In other word ,it is the hardware problem.

Anyway i like this quote:

"the virus doesnt let me do anything except buy the antivirus software, which i know it just a trick."

Nice trick! ;)






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There Was No Sign!

“Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.”

~Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin'

Where is The Sign?

At A Busy Shopping Mall ........

Customer: "Miss, my debit card doesn't seem to be working."
(Attendant walk by and wondering)

Attendant: "Are you sure you're swiping it the right way?"

Customer: "Which way is the right way?"

Attendant: "Stripe facing outward."

Customer: "Miss, it's still not working!"

Attendant: "I'm sorry sir, but that debit machine is currently out of order."

Customer: "I insist to use this one. Why isn't this one working?"

Attendant: "I'm sorry, but we called tech support. If you'd like, I'd be more than happy to suspend your order and-"
Customer: "It's your responsibility to put up signs if something isn't working! Now I need to speak to your store manager."
Attendant: "There's no sign on that machine? I'm sure I put them up just a couple of minutes ago."
Customer: "Do you SEE a sign?"
(Attendant walk over to the machine, and see the sign laying by the customers feet on the floor. It was clearly ripped off of the machine, as it's half torn.)
Attendant: "Hmm, I'm terribly sorry sir. It seems someone ripped the sign off."
Customer: "Yeah, that was me."
Attendant: "Can I ask why?"
Customer: "No, you can't."
Attendant: "Why would you use this machine is you had seen and read the sign, stating that the debit machine wasn't working?"
Customer: "Because there was no sign!"
Attendant: "But you ripped the sign off."
Customer: "Yeah, so now that it's not there anymore the debit machine should be working! Forget this! I'm going to another store!"


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Quote From a self-checkout attendant.Grocery Store | Mississauga,Canada.via:notalwaysright.com

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A never Ended Story

The ultimate chain reaction in life.=Never Ended Story

The Boss asked to his secretary : This week we are going abroad.so make arrangements.

Secretary makes call to her husband : This week My Boss and I will be going abroad. so take care of yourself.

Husband makes call to his secret lover : She is going abroad this week.So we can spend this together.

Secret lover makes call to the small boy to whom she gives private tuition and told :This week I have some urgent work so there will not be any classes this week and you need not come this week.

The small boy makes call to his grandfather : Grandpa this week there will not be any classes
as my teacher has some urgent work.so we can spend this week together.

Grandfather (The Boss)makes call to his secretary : cancel the trip as I will spend this week with my grandson.We will not attend that meeting.

The Secretary makes call to her husband : Sorry My boss has canceled the trip.so I will not go
abroad this week.

The husband makes call to his secret lover : sorry she canceled her trip. so we will not be able to spend this week together.

The secret lover calls to the small boy : There will be classes as usual this week also.

The small boy makes call to his grandfather (The Boss):Grandpa sorry,There will be classes as usual this week also.so I will not spend this week together.

The Boss makes call to his secretary :We will attend that meeting .so make arrangements.

................

Back to the Top to restart again........A never Ended Story





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