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Showing posts with label The Truth Quotes. Show all posts

NEVER SAY NEVER? CRACK!

NEVER SAY NEVER?



There are something in life we just can't do it.You know you will forever ever say never,Because there are some things you just can't ... Just don't do it?

One million year to have million dollars.

You Might have heard this before:

"Dreams are like stars...you may never touch them, but if you follow them they will lead you to your destiny."

A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second"

Don't be so grateful..

It mean One million year to have million dollars.



Dreams are like water, colourless and dangerous.




AntiVirus Software Earn Money Trick

"The virus doesn't let me do anything except buy the antivirus software!"


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3 persons involve:

Person#1.The one who bring up the question.

Person#2.The antivirus software provider who put a "Virus" into the computer.

Person#3.The one who says:"terrible virus"


Who is the biggest liar? 
Who is the smartest Guy? 
Who is the second smartest guy?

I think.....
Person#3 is the biggest liar.He just a spammer!
Person#2 is the smartest guy.('!')
Person#1 is the second smartest guy no matter he telling the truth or just made up story.He get our attention.

Quote:
 "I am trying to fresh format my windows vista (with a windows xp cd cus its all i have) but it doesn't work because... when i boot from the cd and unload all the files, it says 'starting windows' but then tells me to restart because there's probably a virus that forbids me from starting windows. and its true, there's a virus which is why i'm trying to reformat my computer... the virus doesn't let me do anything except buy the antivirus software, which i know it just a trick. please help... very important for what i need to do tomorrow .. oh god.."

 My answer to this is:
Virus never infect on the fresh installed window.It might the HardDisc problem or the Mainboard Bios is wrongly set.In other word ,it is the hardware problem.

Anyway i like this quote:

"the virus doesnt let me do anything except buy the antivirus software, which i know it just a trick."

Nice trick! ;)






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Lake Park

 A little child ask his parent:

Kid: Can I swim anywhere in the lake?

Parent said: No,You can only swim in the designated swim areas.

Kid:Yeah Right...



OMG..Where does Crocodile come from?...

Lesson Learned:When people warm you don't swim in the Lake Park.Don't swim in the lake park.Just Follow ..


Funny and Useful Quotes produced By eextrasmile.blogspot.com:-)


If it's never our fault, we can't take responsibility for it.(Follow the rule) If we can't take responsibility for it, we'll always be its victim.

-Richard Bach quotes

Lie Quote;Advertisement always lies 1

"It makes much more sense to be completely sure that you're telling the truth"


;Advertisement always lies
"i 1 My $ back !"


"Because once you're caught in a lie (even an inadvertent one), everything else you say will be open to doubt."


Lie quotes By eetra smile ;)

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