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Life unexpected qutes

"Any human anywhere will blossom in a hundred unexpected talents and capacities simply by being given the opportunity to do so. "




~Doris Lessing


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"Anything that is unexpected is the X-factor."






~Dante Hall





Motivation killer

We tend to make a bad impression, assume the worst about others, and lose self confidence on certain things.

The way to get out of this thought pattern is to focus on gratitude.Set aside time to focus on everything positive instead of those negative things in your life.

The Captain was right...

...this is your captain speaking. Firstly, I`d like to thank you for choosing to fly Mandarin Airlines. As we clear out to the runway please make yourself comfortable... and for those of you sitting on the right side of the plane... please look to your LEFT!


"The first motivation killer is a lack of confidence."





Deep Voices Not Always Right




A man walks along a lonely beach...

He walking on the beach,kicking sand and singing:  

  ♫This town is colder now, I think it's sick of us....♪.. ♫.



It is a Beautiful beach full with vultures. clear water ,small rocky islands with various facilities like a terrace, restaurant,and a casino located just few miles away.

 .♪.. ♫.
Stop and stare
I think I'm moving but I go nowhere
......♪.. ♫

He started to sing louder and louder.

Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG !
He looks around: nobody's there and he thinking in his mind ""DIGG" what ?i am not online! I must be having some kind of hallucinations, he thinks. Then he hears the voice again: I SAID,DIGG !I mean DIG!


So he stops a while and thinks in haste,then he starts to dig in the sand with his bare hands, and after some inches, he finds a small chest with a rusty lock. The deep voice says: OPEN !

The man thinks again:"wow.... let's open the thing" He finds a rock with which to destroy the lock, and when the chest is finally open, he sees a lot of gold coins.
The deep voice says: TO THE CASINO !

Well the casino is only a few miles away, so the man takes the chest and walks to the casino.

The deep voice says: ROULETTE !

So he changes all the gold into a huge pile of roulette tokens and goes to one of the tables, where the players gaze at him with disbelief.

The deep voice says: 27 !

He takes the whole pile and drops it at the 27. The table nearly bursts. Everybody is quiet when the croupier throws the ball.

The ball stops at the 26.

 The deep voice says: SHIT !




Our reaction to this story.........
 

BY EExtra Smile Blog :The Deep Voices right or wrong


..They're tryin to come back 
All my senses push Un-tie the weight bags 
Sometimes now I never thought I could... 
Steady feet, don't fail me now 
Gonna run till you can't walk But something pulls my focus out 
And I'm standing down...


The song he sang:Stop and Stare By OneRepublic.

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People who hear voices in their head
"Psychologists have launched a study to find out why some people who hear voices in their head consider it a positive experience while others find it distressing.

Find More more about The mystery voices inside you .

Funny Story.. Shit! It's Shit!

Quotes:

"Don't shit on your own doorstep"

~ Proverb quotes


Also Check out:The Deep Voice "SHIT"











p/s:
“Shit happens, quite often.”


There Was No Sign!

“Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.”

~Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin'


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Where is The Sign?

At A Busy Shopping Mall ........

Customer: "Miss, my debit card doesn't seem to be working."
(Attendant walk by and wondering)

Attendant: "Are you sure you're swiping it the right way?"

Customer: "Which way is the right way?"

Attendant: "Stripe facing outward."

Customer: "Miss, it's still not working!"

Attendant: "I'm sorry sir, but that debit machine is currently out of order."

Customer: "I insist to use this one. Why isn't this one working?"

Attendant: "I'm sorry, but we called tech support. If you'd like, I'd be more than happy to suspend your order and-"
Customer: "It's your responsibility to put up signs if something isn't working! Now I need to speak to your store manager."
Attendant: "There's no sign on that machine? I'm sure I put them up just a couple of minutes ago."
Customer: "Do you SEE a sign?"
(Attendant walk over to the machine, and see the sign laying by the customers feet on the floor. It was clearly ripped off of the machine, as it's half torn.)
Attendant: "Hmm, I'm terribly sorry sir. It seems someone ripped the sign off."
Customer: "Yeah, that was me."
Attendant: "Can I ask why?"
Customer: "No, you can't."
Attendant: "Why would you use this machine is you had seen and read the sign, stating that the debit machine wasn't working?"
Customer: "Because there was no sign!"
Attendant: "But you ripped the sign off."
Customer: "Yeah, so now that it's not there anymore the debit machine should be working! Forget this! I'm going to another store!"


EExtra Smile Blog Reaction: "!+? "

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There Was No Sign funny quotes




Quote From a self-checkout attendant.Grocery Store | Mississauga,Canada.via:notalwaysright.com

Customer Quotes,Complaint quotes,Stupid quotes,Lie quotes

Promises?YOU bloody Liar



Rabbit thinking:YOU bloody Liar


Promises QUOTES:


"We promise according to our hopes, and perform according to our fears."

~Francois duc de la Rochefoucauld

"You can't move so fast that you try to change the mores faster than people can accept it. That doesn't mean you do nothing, but it means that you do the things that need to be done according to priority."
-Eleanor Roosevelt




Promises funny QUOTE by eextra smile blog.


A never Ended Story

A never Ended Story


The ultimate chain reaction
in life.=Never Ended Story

The Boss asked to his secretary : This week we are going abroad.so make arrangements.

Secretary makes call to her husband : This week My Boss and I will be going abroad. so take care of yourself.

Husband makes call to his secret lover : She is going abroad this week.So we can spend this together.

Secret lover makes call to the small boy to whom she gives private tuition and told :This week I have some urgent work so there will not be any classes this week and you need not come this week.

The small boy makes call to his grandfather : Grandpa this week there will not be any classes
as my teacher has some urgent work.so we can spend this week together.

Grandfather (The Boss)makes call to his secretary : cancel the trip as I will spend this week with my grandson.We will not attend that meeting.

The Secretary makes call to her husband : Sorry My boss has canceled the trip.so I will not go
abroad this week.

The husband makes call to his secret lover : sorry she canceled her trip. so we will not be able to spend this week together.

The secret lover calls to the small boy : There will be classes as usual this week also.

The small boy makes call to his grandfather (The Boss):Grandpa sorry,There will be classes as usual this week also.so I will not spend this week together.

The Boss makes call to his secretary :We will attend that meeting .so make arrangements.

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Back to the Top to restart again........A never Ended Story





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MJ This is it



MJ This is it


" The most successful stuff is sold to you as indispensable social information. The message in the music is, `We are terribly, terribly slick and suave, and if you listen to us, you can probably get a leg up in society, too."- on modern music .
Iggy Pop




Modern music is as dangerous as cocaine.

- Pietro Mascagni






Quotes about music by eetrasmile.blogpot.com

Lie Quote;Advertisement always lies 1

"It makes much more sense to be completely sure that you're telling the truth"


;Advertisement always lies
"i 1 My $ back !"


"Because once you're caught in a lie (even an inadvertent one), everything else you say will be open to doubt."


Lie quotes By eetra smile ;)

What we have forgotten?

Alert......Alert.........

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Sometimes we forget to sit down and think what we have forgotten........


Forgotten Quote By:eextrasmile


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P/s:If you are wondering why we need to protect our environment, the answer is simple: to understand what we have forgotten-how to live in harmony with one another and the land.


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There is only one way quote

There is only one way ....................

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There is only one way to get anybody to do anything. And that is by making the other person willing to do it.

Carnegie, Dale




There is only one way that we all measure our own personal brands: through how we stack up to competitors.
Monica O'Brien




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There is only one way to succeed at anything and that is to give everything.
-Vince Lombardi



STOP WORRY FIRE

There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will.
-Epictetus Roman (55 AD - 135 AD)


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There is only one way to eat an elephant.(Better Don't)

Well,whatever the size of the elephant, there's definitely only one way to eat it: One bite at a time!

anonymous--eextra smile



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My Discovery channel "

One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.

A. A. Milne (1882 - 1956)


A discovery is said to be an accident meeting a prepared mind.

Albert Szent-Gyorgyi (1893 - 1986)

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Quotations about Discovery @ http://eextrasmile.blogspot.com/


Consistently ; When will i Get There

“You can't be consistently fair, consistently generous, consistently just, or consistently merciful. You can be anything erratically, but to be that thing time after time after time, you have to have courage."

Angelou


Quote: What You Protest For

"Allow voices to be heard is democratic"


Is there a way to get some different voices?


“Protest for health insurance”


The truth is....

We
always have different voices .

Protest for health insurance


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Don't Smile .I Am Angry...

Angry Crazy


Sometimes when I'm angry I have the right to be angry, but that doesn't give me the right to be cruel.


~Author Unknown



Anger blows out the lamp of the mind.


~Robert G. IngersollAlign Right


For every minute you are angry, you lose sixty seconds of happiness.




You might need This:
Top 10 Quotes That Help You Controls Your Anger

Dreams and Reality

Dreams and Reality


"Don't be afraid of the space between your
dreams and reality. If you can dream it, you can make it so."

- Belva Davis




Belongs to:Dream Quotes, Discovery quote, Believe quotes,...

Save your life

"Save your life and ours, use a head set."

The Red Carpet Co



Life Saving tips



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Nothing is more dangerous then try to get smart.

Brings out the human in men

"Brings out the human in men."








Three wise men - are you serious?

~Author Unknown

Way to make your dreams come True

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The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up.”

~Paul Valery quotes (French Poet, Essayist and Critic, 1871-1945)




Having a hard time to wake up in the morning? preferring to extend your sleep and bed time as much as possible ?

How to Wake up More easy


How to Wake up More easy

How to wake up in the morning can be a pleasant adventure...




What way did you wake up to today?

Do you know what is “The best way to make your dreams come true "?

Money without brains



"Money without brains is always dangerous."


Nothing is more dangerous

Nothing is more dangerous then try to get smart ....

Oh yeah? What about the speeding motorcycle flying up from the rear?


Try something New?



Classic Dangerous Quotes:

“Nothing is more dangerous than an idea when it is the only one you have.”

Emile Chartier


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The ability to concentrate and to use your time well is everything.

- Lee lacocca

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