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NEVER SAY NEVER? CRACK!
NEVER SAY NEVER?
There are something in life we just can't do it.You know you will forever ever say never,Because there are some things you just can't ... Just don't do it?
There are something in life we just can't do it.You know you will forever ever say never,Because there are some things you just can't ... Just don't do it?
Buying online Scam
Reality Is Unrealistic,
I though i CAN BE LIKE THIS
Can i call it online shopping scam?
Reality leaves a lot to the imagination.
I though i CAN BE LIKE THIS
Can i call it online shopping scam?
Reality leaves a lot to the imagination.
quote:~John Lennon
Crocodile And Monkey IQ CHALLENGE
It is the story about two crocodile and a monkey.
IT was A WILD WILD JUNGLE ,on a lazy afternoon,mother crocodile and her son swam slowly along the river bank. Suddenly the mother crocodile saw the monkey “Oh, a monkey! How nice if I have it for my dinner.”
Then she said to her son “My son, do you love me?” “Yes, of course.” The baby crocodile answered. “Well, Can you see that monkey? I would very happy if i can have that cheesy monkey heart at my dinner plate. Can you go and get it for me?”
“All right.”The baby crocodile swam near the river bank. He shouted at the monkey. “Hey, monkey! Would you like some bananas? There are many banana trees over there on the other bank of the river.” “Bananas? Hmm, I like them very much. But I can’t swim. How can I get there?”
The monkey said. “Oh, I can carry you there.” “Really? Thank you very much!” The monkey jumped onto the crocodile’s back.
They swam towards the other side of the river. In the middle of the river the crocodile dived into the water. When he came up again, the monkey was wet all over. “WTF... Don’t do that again or I'll kill you!,you cheesy little croc..” The monkey shouted.
“ I know, but I must do that! Because my mother wnts to eat your heart.” “My heart? Why didn’t you tell me earlier? I don’t have it with me,(sure he didn't) I left it in that tree.” Then we’ll have to go back for it! They swam back.
As soon as they got to the bank, the monkey picked up a big stone and climbed up onto the tree as quickly as he can. He hung himself up in the tree and shouted at the crocodile. “ Don’t you wnt my heart? Well, catch!” The monkey threw the big stone at the crocodile.
Illustration,Edited By:extra happy smile:=>eextrasmile.blogspot.com
Who is stupid and Who is clever?
IT was A WILD WILD JUNGLE ,on a lazy afternoon,mother crocodile and her son swam slowly along the river bank. Suddenly the mother crocodile saw the monkey “Oh, a monkey! How nice if I have it for my dinner.”
Then she said to her son “My son, do you love me?” “Yes, of course.” The baby crocodile answered. “Well, Can you see that monkey? I would very happy if i can have that cheesy monkey heart at my dinner plate. Can you go and get it for me?”
“All right.”The baby crocodile swam near the river bank. He shouted at the monkey. “Hey, monkey! Would you like some bananas? There are many banana trees over there on the other bank of the river.” “Bananas? Hmm, I like them very much. But I can’t swim. How can I get there?”
The monkey said. “Oh, I can carry you there.” “Really? Thank you very much!” The monkey jumped onto the crocodile’s back.
They swam towards the other side of the river. In the middle of the river the crocodile dived into the water. When he came up again, the monkey was wet all over. “WTF... Don’t do that again or I'll kill you!,you cheesy little croc..” The monkey shouted.
“ I know, but I must do that! Because my mother wnts to eat your heart.” “My heart? Why didn’t you tell me earlier? I don’t have it with me,(sure he didn't) I left it in that tree.” Then we’ll have to go back for it! They swam back.
As soon as they got to the bank, the monkey picked up a big stone and climbed up onto the tree as quickly as he can. He hung himself up in the tree and shouted at the crocodile. “ Don’t you wnt my heart? Well, catch!” The monkey threw the big stone at the crocodile.
Illustration,Edited By:extra happy smile:=>eextrasmile.blogspot.com
Who is stupid and Who is clever?
Curious Cat like nobody but you
Curious Cat love nobody but you..
Curious Cat :He think nobody know he is "moving"....!?!
...Nobody nobody but me
nobody can do the shake like i do
nobody can do the twist like i do
nobody can do the boogaloo like i do
nobody can do the monkey like i do
well let me tell you
nobody nobody buy you.....
Now you see them, now you don't! Click on the video below
Curious Cat :He think nobody know he is "moving"....!?!
...Nobody nobody but me
nobody can do the shake like i do
nobody can do the twist like i do
nobody can do the boogaloo like i do
nobody can do the monkey like i do
well let me tell you
nobody nobody buy you.....
Bug's Life And Human's Life
Some days you're the bug. Some days you're the windshield.
[quote]Price Cobb, American race-car driver, after winning a 1988 race
Middle of Nowhere
Where is the Middle of Nowhere?
"The middle of nowhere" mean:
If someone says that he is in the middle of nowhere, what does it means ?It mean he is not sure where he is.
In the middle of nowhere
1.Fig.in a very remote place. (*Typically: be ~; drive [into] ~; put someone or something [into] ~.) To get to my house, you have to drive into the middle of nowhere. We found a nice place to eat, but it's out in the middle of nowhere.
2.In a place that is far away from where most people live I'll need a map to find that pub - it's out in the middle of nowhere, apparently.(out)
3.In a place that is far away from where most people live We spent a wonderful year living on a farm in the middle of nowhere.(out)
What exactly is the meaning of "middle of nowhere"?
How kids ANSWER TO THIS QUESTION?
"Middle of nowhere"simply Mean.....
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Added:
In the Middle of Nowhere might also refer to the fourth album by Modern Talking, released in 1986 in Germany and worldwide. It contains the international hit single "Geronimo's Cadillac", number 3 in Germany and Austria. It was produced by Hansa Records and published by Ariola.
Idiom: Middle of nowhere
"The middle of nowhere" mean:
If someone says that he is in the middle of nowhere, what does it means ?It mean he is not sure where he is.
1.Fig.in a very remote place. (*Typically: be ~; drive [into] ~; put someone or something [into] ~.) To get to my house, you have to drive into the middle of nowhere. We found a nice place to eat, but it's out in the middle of nowhere.
2.In a place that is far away from where most people live I'll need a map to find that pub - it's out in the middle of nowhere, apparently.(out)
3.In a place that is far away from where most people live We spent a wonderful year living on a farm in the middle of nowhere.(out)
What exactly is the meaning of "middle of nowhere"?
How kids ANSWER TO THIS QUESTION?
"Middle of nowhere"simply Mean.....
Added:
In the Middle of Nowhere might also refer to the fourth album by Modern Talking, released in 1986 in Germany and worldwide. It contains the international hit single "Geronimo's Cadillac", number 3 in Germany and Austria. It was produced by Hansa Records and published by Ariola.
Idiom: Middle of nowhere
The causes of violence
"You always write it's bombing, bombing, bombing. It's not bombing, it's air support"
"Guns have little or nothing to do with juvenile violence. The causes of youth violence are working parents who put their kids into daycare, the teaching of evolution in the schools, and working mothers who take birth control pills."
"We are all manufacturers. Making good, making trouble or making excuses "
-- Air Force Colonel David Opfer, complaining to reporters about their coverage of the Vietnam War.
"Guns have little or nothing to do with juvenile violence. The causes of youth violence are working parents who put their kids into daycare, the teaching of evolution in the schools, and working mothers who take birth control pills."
-- Tom Delay (R - Texas), on Columbine.
H. V. Adolt
Tags:Lie quotes,excuses quotes,clever refuse responsibility/complain quotes
Stealth Dog
WARNING!
Beware!The Stealth Dog can attacks it's prey with surprising results!!
But not this one..........The SLEEPING Stealth Dog!
Tags:dangerous,Dog,surprises,Wake Up Quotes
Beware!The Stealth Dog can attacks it's prey with surprising results!!
But not this one..........The SLEEPING Stealth Dog!
Smile Quotes 2
Never seen a smiling face that was not beautiful?
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
~Phyllis Diller
The Price of sweet revenge
It was a World Cup qualifying soccer match in Eindhoven, Netherlands, Wednesday 07 September 2005. NETHERLANDS Vs Andorra....
Ruud van Nistelrooy scores a goal for NETHERLANDS, Ruud celebrates in front of opponent and receives a card .
Why was he doing that?
It was a revenge:
Before that there was a penalty kick where,BUT missed penalty kick ,the opposing player came up and mocked him...yes that's him ... one minute later he got his revenge!!!
Yeah it was a cool revenge!!
Revenge is sweeter far than flowing honey.
Ruud van Nistelrooy scores a goal for NETHERLANDS, Ruud celebrates in front of opponent and receives a card .
It was a revenge:
Before that there was a penalty kick where,BUT missed penalty kick ,the opposing player came up and mocked him...yes that's him ... one minute later he got his revenge!!!
Yeah it was a cool revenge!!
Revenge is sweeter far than flowing honey.
Homer ("Smyrns of Chios")
Don't laught at me and I 'll be back.........;-)
Prison imagination Quotes
“Anyone who lives within his means suffers from a lack of imagination”
How about this?
"The world's progress is our stock of knowledge, and the brake is our lack of imagination. ..."
"Prison" for Those who lack of imagination...
-Lionel Stander quotes
How about this?
"The world's progress is our stock of knowledge, and the brake is our lack of imagination. ..."
"Prison" for Those who lack of imagination...
one for all....
All for one ,one for all....
No more ironmanvs ironman ,godzilla vs ultraman whatsoever under the bed..
No more ironmanvs ironman ,godzilla vs ultraman whatsoever under the bed..
One million year to have million dollars.
You Might have heard this before:
"Dreams are like stars...you may never touch them, but if you follow them they will lead you to your destiny."
A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second"
Don't be so grateful..
It mean One million year to have million dollars.
Dreams are like water, colourless and dangerous.
"Dreams are like stars...you may never touch them, but if you follow them they will lead you to your destiny."
A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second"
Don't be so grateful..
It mean One million year to have million dollars.
Dreams are like water, colourless and dangerous.
AntiVirus Software Earn Money Trick
"The virus doesn't let me do anything except buy the antivirus software!"
3 persons involve:
Person#1.The one who bring up the question.
Person#2.The antivirus software provider who put a "Virus" into the computer.
Person#3.The one who says:"terrible virus"
Who is the biggest liar?
Who is the smartest Guy?
Who is the second smartest guy?
I think.....
Person#3 is the biggest liar.He just a spammer!
Person#2 is the smartest guy.('!')
Person#1 is the second smartest guy no matter he telling the truth or just made up story.He get our attention.
Quote:
"I am trying to fresh format my windows vista (with a windows xp cd cus its all i have) but it doesn't work because... when i boot from the cd and unload all the files, it says 'starting windows' but then tells me to restart because there's probably a virus that forbids me from starting windows. and its true, there's a virus which is why i'm trying to reformat my computer... the virus doesn't let me do anything except buy the antivirus software, which i know it just a trick. please help... very important for what i need to do tomorrow .. oh god.."
My answer to this is:
Virus never infect on the fresh installed window.It might the HardDisc problem or the Mainboard Bios is wrongly set.In other word ,it is the hardware problem.
Anyway i like this quote:
"the virus doesnt let me do anything except buy the antivirus software, which i know it just a trick."
Nice trick! ;)
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3 persons involve:
Person#1.The one who bring up the question.
Person#2.The antivirus software provider who put a "Virus" into the computer.
Person#3.The one who says:"terrible virus"
Who is the biggest liar?
Who is the smartest Guy?
Who is the second smartest guy?
I think.....
Person#3 is the biggest liar.He just a spammer!
Person#2 is the smartest guy.('!')
Person#1 is the second smartest guy no matter he telling the truth or just made up story.He get our attention.
Quote:
"I am trying to fresh format my windows vista (with a windows xp cd cus its all i have) but it doesn't work because... when i boot from the cd and unload all the files, it says 'starting windows' but then tells me to restart because there's probably a virus that forbids me from starting windows. and its true, there's a virus which is why i'm trying to reformat my computer... the virus doesn't let me do anything except buy the antivirus software, which i know it just a trick. please help... very important for what i need to do tomorrow .. oh god.."
My answer to this is:
Virus never infect on the fresh installed window.It might the HardDisc problem or the Mainboard Bios is wrongly set.In other word ,it is the hardware problem.
Anyway i like this quote:
"the virus doesnt let me do anything except buy the antivirus software, which i know it just a trick."
Nice trick! ;)
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Cheap Private Helicopter: Fake it if Don't Have it
Wish to have your very own private helicopter without cost an arm and a leg?
Here you have it ,your very private helicopter.(Fly within your house only)
The private helicopter?"Fake it if Don't Have it"
Funny Quote By: extra smile blog
Here you have it ,your very private helicopter.(Fly within your house only)
The private helicopter?"Fake it if Don't Have it"
Funny Quote By: extra smile blog
Fake it if you don't have it: THE LCD TV
Don't worry if no money to buy new LCDTV?
LCD TV:" Fake it if you don't have it"
A stylish LCD TV when you look from inside the house.Just Don't let's your guest go outside.
"You Have it Now"
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LCD TV:" Fake it if you don't have it"
A stylish LCD TV when you look from inside the house.Just Don't let's your guest go outside.
"You Have it Now"
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My Biggest Regret Ever
How could it be.. Whatever it is ,i never meant to ...
Poems About Regret:Regret Today
How many times do we say something that we immediately realized was not the right thing to say?
How many times do we look back on an event and think, if only I had....
How many times do we do something that we wish hadn't done?
You can't change what has been said.
You can't change a past event.
You can't change what has been done.
Do you call it regret, sorrow, repentance?
Do you think about what might have been?
Do you relive an event the way it should have been?
Forget about regret, and focus.
Focus on today, not on the past.
Focus on what you can do, not what you didn't do.
The only thing to regret is living in the past
The only thing to feel sorrow for is not living each day to the fullest.
The only thing to do to repent is to sincerely say, I'm sorry. Don't live your life regretting yesterday.
Live your life so tomorrow you won't regret today.
By Catherine
Anyhow,regret is no a good feeling.Try to do things with no regret,remember what Napoleon Bonaparte said?
"The only conquests that are permanent and leave no regrets are our conquests over ourselves."
The quote and solution about "regret":
Anyhow,regret is no a good feeling.Try to do things with no regret,remember what Napoleon Bonaparte said?
"The only conquests that are permanent and leave no regrets are our conquests over ourselves."
The quote and solution about "regret":
Regret Quote:
"You shouldn't regret anything that you say, because it was what you were feeling at the moment."
"Mistakes, obviously, show us what needs improving. Without mistakes, how would we know what we had to work on?"
Don't Be sad....Life is unexpected
:)
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