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NEVER SAY NEVER? CRACK!

2011-04-27T01:28:00.000-07:00

NEVER SAY NEVER?

There are something in life we just can't do it.You know you will forever ever say never,Because there are some things you just can't ... Just don't do it?

Buying online Scam

2010-08-26T22:15:00.000-07:00

Reality Is Unrealistic,

I though i CAN BE LIKE THIS

Can i call it online shopping scam?

Reality leaves a lot to the imagination.

quote:~John Lennon

Reality Funny Quote

Crocodile And Monkey IQ CHALLENGE

2010-07-27T14:41:00.000-07:00

It is the story about two crocodile and a monkey.

IT was A WILD WILD JUNGLE ,on a lazy afternoon,mother crocodile and her son swam slowly along the river bank. Suddenly the mother crocodile saw the monkey “Oh, a monkey! How nice if I have it for my dinner.”

Then she said to her son “My son, do you love me?” “Yes, of course.” The baby crocodile answered. “Well, Can you see that monkey? I would very happy if i can have that cheesy monkey heart at my dinner plate. Can you go and get it for me?”

“All right.”The baby crocodile swam near the river bank. He shouted at the monkey. “Hey, monkey! Would you like some bananas? There are many banana trees over there on the other bank of the river.” “Bananas? Hmm, I like them very much. But I can’t swim. How can I get there?”

The monkey said. “Oh, I can carry you there.” “Really? Thank you very much!” The monkey jumped onto the crocodile’s back.

They swam towards the other side of the river. In the middle of the river the crocodile dived into the water. When he came up again, the monkey was wet all over. “WTF... Don’t do that again or I'll kill you!,you cheesy little croc..” The monkey shouted.

“ I know, but I must do that! Because my mother wnts to eat your heart.” “My heart? Why didn’t you tell me earlier? I don’t have it with me,(sure he didn't) I left it in that tree.” Then we’ll have to go back for it! They swam back.

As soon as they got to the bank, the monkey picked up a big stone and climbed up onto the tree as quickly as he can. He hung himself up in the tree and shouted at the crocodile. “ Don’t you wnt my heart? Well, catch!” The monkey threw the big stone at the crocodile.

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Who is stupid and Who is clever?

Curious Cat like nobody but you

2010-07-26T13:34:00.000-07:00

Curious Cat love nobody but you..

Now you see them, now you don't! Click on the video below

Curious Cat :He think nobody know he is "moving"....!?!

...Nobody nobody but me
nobody can do the shake like i do
nobody can do the twist like i do
nobody can do the boogaloo like i do
nobody can do the monkey like i do
well let me tell you
nobody nobody buy you.....

Bug's Life And Human's Life

2010-07-17T22:39:00.000-07:00

Some days you're the bug. Some days you're the windshield.

[quote]Price Cobb, American race-car driver, after winning a 1988 race

How To Make Money Monkey Business

2010-07-15T13:18:00.000-07:00

How To Make Money Monkey Business

Sell it on Monkey Mart!

Middle of Nowhere

2010-07-15T12:50:00.000-07:00

Where is the Middle of Nowhere?

"The middle of nowhere" mean:

If someone says that he is in the middle of nowhere, what does it means ?It mean he is not sure where he is.

Quotes:usingenglish.com/reference/idioms/middle+of+nowhere.html

In the middle of nowhere
1.Fig.in a very remote place. (*Typically: be ~; drive [into] ~; put someone or something [into] ~.) To get to my house, you have to drive into the middle of nowhere. We found a nice place to eat, but it's out in the middle of nowhere.

2.In a place that is far away from where most people live I'll need a map to find that pub - it's out in the middle of nowhere, apparently.(out)

3.In a place that is far away from where most people live We spent a wonderful year living on a farm in the middle of nowhere.(out)

Quotes :idioms.thefreedictionary.com/in+the+middle+of+nowhere

What exactly is the meaning of "middle of nowhere"?

How kids ANSWER TO THIS QUESTION?

"Middle of nowhere"simply Mean.....

Illustration:idiomsbykids.com

Added:
In the Middle of Nowhere might also refer to the fourth album by Modern Talking, released in 1986 in Germany and worldwide. It contains the international hit single "Geronimo's Cadillac", number 3 in Germany and Austria. It was produced by Hansa Records and published by Ariola.

Idiom: Middle of nowhere

The causes of violence

2010-07-08T13:33:00.000-07:00

"You always write it's bombing, bombing, bombing. It's not bombing, it's air support"

-- Air Force Colonel David Opfer, complaining to reporters about their coverage of the Vietnam War.

"Guns have little or nothing to do with juvenile violence. The causes of youth violence are working parents who put their kids into daycare, the teaching of evolution in the schools, and working mothers who take birth control pills."

-- Tom Delay (R - Texas), on Columbine.

"We are all manufacturers. Making good, making trouble or making excuses "

H. V. Adolt

Tags:Lie quotes,excuses quotes,clever refuse responsibility/complain quotes

Stealth Dog

2010-07-04T20:19:00.000-07:00

WARNING!
Beware!The Stealth Dog can attacks it's prey with surprising results!!

But not this one..........The SLEEPING Stealth Dog!

Tags:dangerous,Dog,surprises,Wake Up Quotes

Smile Quotes 2

2010-07-04T19:43:00.000-07:00

Never seen a smiling face that was not beautiful?

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

~Phyllis Diller

The Price of sweet revenge

2010-06-13T12:21:00.000-07:00

It was a World Cup qualifying soccer match in Eindhoven, Netherlands, Wednesday 07 September 2005. NETHERLANDS Vs Andorra....
Ruud van Nistelrooy scores a goal for NETHERLANDS, Ruud celebrates in front of opponent and receives a card .

Why was he doing that?
It was a revenge:
Before that there was a penalty kick where,BUT missed penalty kick ,the opposing player came up and mocked him...yes that's him ... one minute later he got his revenge!!!

Yeah it was a cool revenge!!
Revenge is sweeter far than flowing honey.

Homer ("Smyrns of Chios")

Don't laught at me and I 'll be back.........;-)

Prison imagination Quotes

2010-05-29T11:54:00.000-07:00

“Anyone who lives within his means suffers from a lack of imagination”

-Lionel Stander quotes

How about this?

"The world's progress is our stock of knowledge, and the brake is our lack of imagination. ..."

"Prison" for Those who lack of imagination...

one for all....

2010-05-28T11:52:00.001-07:00

All for one ,one for all....

No more ironmanvs ironman ,godzilla vs ultraman whatsoever under the bed..

One million year to have million dollars.

2010-05-28T11:39:00.001-07:00

You Might have heard this before:

"Dreams are like stars...you may never touch them, but if you follow them they will lead you to your destiny."

A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second"

Don't be so grateful..

It mean One million year to have million dollars.

Dreams are like water, colourless and dangerous.

AntiVirus Software Earn Money Trick

2010-05-06T12:05:00.000-07:00

"The virus doesn't let me do anything except buy the antivirus software!"

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3 persons involve:

Person#1.The one who bring up the question.

Person#2.The antivirus software provider who put a "Virus" into the computer.

Person#3.The one who says:"terrible virus"

Who is the biggest liar?
Who is the smartest Guy?
Who is the second smartest guy?

I think.....
Person#3 is the biggest liar.He just a spammer!
Person#2 is the smartest guy.('!')
Person#1 is the second smartest guy no matter he telling the truth or just made up story.He get our attention.

Quote:
"I am trying to fresh format my windows vista (with a windows xp cd cus its all i have) but it doesn't work because... when i boot from the cd and unload all the files, it says 'starting windows' but then tells me to restart because there's probably a virus that forbids me from starting windows. and its true, there's a virus which is why i'm trying to reformat my computer... the virus doesn't let me do anything except buy the antivirus software, which i know it just a trick. please help... very important for what i need to do tomorrow .. oh god.."

My answer to this is:
Virus never infect on the fresh installed window.It might the HardDisc problem or the Mainboard Bios is wrongly set.In other word ,it is the hardware problem.

Anyway i like this quote:

"the virus doesnt let me do anything except buy the antivirus software, which i know it just a trick."

Nice trick! ;)

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Cheap Private Helicopter: Fake it if Don't Have it

2010-05-03T12:01:00.000-07:00

Wish to have your very own private helicopter without cost an arm and a leg?

Here you have it ,your very private helicopter.(Fly within your house only)

The private helicopter?"Fake it if Don't Have it"

Funny Quote By: extra smile blog

Fake it if you don't have it: THE LCD TV

2010-05-03T11:42:00.000-07:00

Don't worry if no money to buy new LCDTV?

LCD TV:" Fake it if you don't have it"

A stylish LCD TV when you look from inside the house.Just Don't let's your guest go outside.

"You Have it Now"

Funny Quote ReProduced By eextrasmile.blogspot.com/

My Biggest Regret Ever

2010-04-23T14:32:00.000-07:00

How could it be.. Whatever it is ,i never meant to ...

Poems About Regret:Regret Today
How many times do we say something that we immediately realized was not the right thing to say?
How many times do we look back on an event and think, if only I had....
How many times do we do something that we wish hadn't done?

You can't change what has been said.
You can't change a past event.
You can't change what has been done.

Do you call it regret, sorrow, repentance?
Do you think about what might have been?
Do you relive an event the way it should have been?

Forget about regret, and focus.
Focus on today, not on the past.
Focus on what you can do, not what you didn't do.

The only thing to regret is living in the past
The only thing to feel sorrow for is not living each day to the fullest.
The only thing to do to repent is to sincerely say, I'm sorry. Don't live your life regretting yesterday.
Live your life so tomorrow you won't regret today.

By Catherine

Anyhow,regret is no a good feeling.Try to do things with no regret,remember what Napoleon Bonaparte said?
"The only conquests that are permanent and leave no regrets are our conquests over ourselves."

The quote and solution about "regret":

Regret Quote:

"You shouldn't regret anything that you say, because it was what you were feeling at the moment."

"Mistakes, obviously, show us what needs improving. Without mistakes, how would we know what we had to work on?"

Don't Be sad....Life is unexpected

Plane Hit The Truck ?

2010-04-17T12:54:00.000-07:00

It not what you think A Plane Hits The Truck .it JUST A DELIVERY ...

TSOP(The Sound of Philadelphia)It's Not What You Think

2010-04-16T20:25:00.000-07:00

TSOP?

TSOP (The Sound of Philadelphia) is a 1974 hit recording by MFSB featuring vocals by The Three Degrees.

Certainly there is nothing to do with TSOP below..which is done by those who where not paid enough attention. Anyway, we really don't have any evidence to suggest that this is the case. It could be the real TSOP fans.A very clever supporter indeed.

"Education Paid!"

STOP and TSOP

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"It is not what you think" quote!!

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No Smoking on This Premises

2010-04-15T19:37:00.000-07:00

Failure or success ?

No Smoking on This Premises

Success or Fail quote:

"It really hard to tell this warning sign is success or Fail..."

Try To Be Clever Satellite tv no signal

2010-04-15T12:50:00.000-07:00

It is the rained that made your satellite tv no signal ?Don't live with satellite signal loss becouse of heavy rain again.Do somethings..

I know there are nothing more annoying and frustrating than when you are watching a good Football match（live) ,NBA Basketball Final minute,or Baseball game,because of a rain fall down ,the TV screen starts to pixelate, turning your most exciting TV programs into a mosaic of colored checkered squares. But this not gonna work.;)

6 Things Why You Hate About Everyone

2010-04-06T15:09:00.000-07:00

Why do people get angry EASY?

Those who are extremely easy getting angry,frustrated and pissed off,PLEASE control you emotion.You will get yourself into trouble.My advice is some people aren’t worth your time to angry..

Let them know that you are sick about it and if they can’t be accepting then they need to find someone else to spend their time with.

If you are constantly making people mad,beware ! you are pushing someone to the limit.
,people seriously depressed,need seek professional help!not those silly questions..

6 Things Why I Hate You (ANGRY quotes)

1.When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here???

2. Isn't it the most annoying thing in the world, getting asked a question that the person already knows the answer to, "Hey your hair looks really different, did you get a haircut?" >.<

3. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!

4. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"did you just ask me a silly question ? Didn't you give me a choice there??

5.When you're eating something and someone asks 'it seem you always eat that ,is that nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.

6. When people say 'Can you get the phone?' and then after you're done talking they ask 'so who was it?' well if you really would like to know who it was why didn't you get it yourself ,you lazy git!

I know there are more + + + + +,like :People who mouth breathers with hot salami breath....people who sleep on the train but snore super loud -:this is not your god damn house!people who listen to their music so loud that half the train can hear,people who talk on their cell phones in public place who talk like open a talk show,even half miles away can hear..etc.

Do you have those days where you can't stand anyone?You better drop it..You need to get more sleep.DON'T TRY heroine:( just get some coffee.:)

Also Check out : 20 + "unarrestable" Sins That Make You Evil

Life Are Unexpected

2010-03-26T22:36:00.000-07:00

Unexpected quotes?

Need some inspiration about life when life is so boring? when life is so routine?

Adventure movie like Avatar ,best 3D animation film ,cartoon movie with unbeatable graphic like SHREK ,How To Train Your Dragon, have you bored with those one eyed monsters,dragon,unknown creatures..etc..Instead of getting some fantasy felling from animation movie,are there any things that so unexpected in life?

Hmmmm....Let's have a cup of coffee and think about it...

The best things in life are unexpected - because there were no expectations.

-Eli Khamarov

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How Consistently Help LossWeight?Jogging?

2010-03-07T21:13:00.000-08:00

I can stress enough to tell the overweight problem has becoming a serious problem for many kids and adults.And this is increasingly has become a huge problem for most FAT people who living in developed countries.

"Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. If makes it feel needed."

~Schulz, Charles M.

Don't Forget switch on the music.

What is the most simple way to lose weight? Perhaps ,consistent is the only way that Get You There.

*video of a little hard working crustacean running on a treadmill

This quote is tagged Exercise quotes,Consistently quotes,and Loss weight quotes.

Plants did tell "somefing"

2010-03-02T22:44:00.000-08:00

What made you "FING" ?

What is the definition of "Fing"?

It is believe that "Fing" is a word used by those too lazy to write "effing" or,it can be the lazier way to say "Thing."*_*

So,the plants did tell you "somefing" huh ?

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Dream Quotes,Communication Quote By http://eextrasmile.blogspot.com

What we have in high school....

2010-02-23T21:34:00.000-08:00

The PLACE where someone would say something, and by the end it was something totally different? Welcome to high school....

In elementary school you can always trust that your friends are being themselves. But in junior high you can't tell whether they are being fake or being themselves.

Things That Don't Make Sense

2010-02-23T18:20:00.001-08:00

"The simplest explanation is that it doesn't make sense."

William Buechner quotes

Things That Don't Make Sense quote By exxtra smile Blog

Lake Park

2010-02-23T12:58:00.000-08:00

A little child ask his parent:

Kid: Can I swim anywhere in the lake?

Parent said: No,You can only swim in the designated swim areas.

Kid:Yeah Right...

OMG..Where does Crocodile come from?...

Lesson Learned:When people warm you don't swim in the Lake Park.Don't swim in the lake park.Just Follow ..

Funny and Useful Quotes produced By eextrasmile.blogspot.com:-)

If it's never our fault, we can't take responsibility for it.(Follow the rule) If we can't take responsibility for it, we'll always be its victim.

-Richard Bach quotes

BTW + OMG ,Exceeded our Expectations

2010-02-23T12:15:00.000-08:00

Exceeded our Expectations

Sales manager reporting to Director:
We've met lots of new customers.The show has been very good for us! We've had steady income, our presentations were always excellent, and we had lots of order .-- it definitely exceeded our expectations. BTW,It's also been great to see existing users of our products and repeat orders. I FEEL great....We on our way back,we are at 15000 ft above the earth's surface,the food are delicious,the sky are blue......OMG!

Talk about exceeded our expectations .That is something really out of expectations!!

By:Eextra Smile Quotes
Tag: OMG Quotes, Shit Quotes, Recommended, dangerous quote, unexpected quotes

Free and Bore Quotes

2010-02-07T16:21:00.000-08:00

"Pleasure that isn't paid for is as insipid as everything else that's free."

Loos,Anita

Bore Quotes,Pleasure Quotes,Free Quotes,insipid Quotes

Serious Scary Thing Notice By Cat

2010-01-07T21:26:00.000-08:00

I dont know about you but Some people do believe animals can sense those things(Ghosts) easier than humans...

Anyway...
“You cannot be a good writer of serious fiction if you are not depressed”

Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. quotes (American Writer, b.1922)

Dangerous quote Playground Caution

2010-01-07T21:10:00.000-08:00

Hey Kids..outdoor game is very wonderful experience.. it has endless possibilities for having fun!But wait..

Nothing is more dangerous then try to have fun without Caution

Life unexpected qutes

2009-12-09T11:05:00.001-08:00

"Any human anywhere will blossom in a hundred unexpected talents and capacities simply by being given the opportunity to do so. "

~Doris Lessing

"Anything that is unexpected is the X-factor."

~Dante Hall

Motivation killer

2009-11-25T22:21:00.000-08:00

We tend to make a bad impression, assume the worst about others, and lose self confidence on certain things.

The way to get out of this thought pattern is to focus on gratitude.Set aside time to focus on everything positive instead of those negative things in your life.

The Captain was right...

...this is your captain speaking. Firstly, I`d like to thank you for choosing to fly Mandarin Airlines. As we clear out to the runway please make yourself comfortable... and for those of you sitting on the right side of the plane... please look to your LEFT!

"The first motivation killer is a lack of confidence."

Deep Voices Not Always Right

2009-11-20T13:20:00.000-08:00

A man walks along a lonely beach...

He walking on the beach,kicking sand and singing:

♫This town is colder now, I think it's sick of us....♪.. ♫.

It is a Beautiful beach full with vultures. clear water ,small rocky islands with various facilities like a terrace, restaurant,and a casino located just few miles away.

.♪.. ♫.
Stop and stare
I think I'm moving but I go nowhere ......♪.. ♫

He started to sing louder and louder.

Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG !
He looks around: nobody's there and he thinking in his mind ""DIGG" what ?i am not online! I must be having some kind of hallucinations, he thinks. Then he hears the voice again: I SAID,DIGG !I mean DIG!

So he stops a while and thinks in haste,then he starts to dig in the sand with his bare hands, and after some inches, he finds a small chest with a rusty lock. The deep voice says: OPEN !

The man thinks again:"wow.... let's open the thing" He finds a rock with which to destroy the lock, and when the chest is finally open, he sees a lot of gold coins.
The deep voice says: TO THE CASINO !

Well the casino is only a few miles away, so the man takes the chest and walks to the casino.

The deep voice says: ROULETTE !

So he changes all the gold into a huge pile of roulette tokens and goes to one of the tables, where the players gaze at him with disbelief.

The deep voice says: 27 !

He takes the whole pile and drops it at the 27. The table nearly bursts. Everybody is quiet when the croupier throws the ball.

The ball stops at the 26.

The deep voice says: SHIT !

Our reaction to this story.........

BY EExtra Smile Blog :The Deep Voices right or wrong

..They're tryin to come back

All my senses push Un-tie the weight bags

Sometimes now I never thought I could...

Steady feet, don't fail me now

Gonna run till you can't walk But something pulls my focus out

And I'm standing down...♫

The song he sang:Stop and Stare By OneRepublic.

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People who hear voices in their head
"Psychologists have launched a study to find out why some people who hear voices in their head consider it a positive experience while others find it distressing.

Find More more about The mystery voices inside you .

Funny Story.. Shit! It's Shit!

2009-11-18T13:19:00.001-08:00

oh Shit!

Quotes:

"Don't shit on your own doorstep"

~ Proverb quotes

Also Check out:The Deep Voice "SHIT"

p/s:
“Shit happens, quite often.”

There Was No Sign!

2009-11-18T12:02:00.001-08:00

“Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.”

~Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin'

Where is The Sign?

At A Busy Shopping Mall ........

Customer: "Miss, my debit card doesn't seem to be working."
(Attendant walk by and wondering)

Attendant: "Are you sure you're swiping it the right way?"

Customer: "Which way is the right way?"

Attendant: "Stripe facing outward."

Customer: "Miss, it's still not working!"

Attendant: "I'm sorry sir, but that debit machine is currently out of order."

Customer: "I insist to use this one. Why isn't this one working?"

Attendant: "I'm sorry, but we called tech support. If you'd like, I'd be more than happy to suspend your order and-"
Customer: "It's your responsibility to put up signs if something isn't working! Now I need to speak to your store manager."
Attendant: "There's no sign on that machine? I'm sure I put them up just a couple of minutes ago."
Customer: "Do you SEE a sign?"
(Attendant walk over to the machine, and see the sign laying by the customers feet on the floor. It was clearly ripped off of the machine, as it's half torn.)
Attendant: "Hmm, I'm terribly sorry sir. It seems someone ripped the sign off."
Customer: "Yeah, that was me."
Attendant: "Can I ask why?"
Customer: "No, you can't."
Attendant: "Why would you use this machine is you had seen and read the sign, stating that the debit machine wasn't working?"
Customer: "Because there was no sign!"
Attendant: "But you ripped the sign off."
Customer: "Yeah, so now that it's not there anymore the debit machine should be working! Forget this! I'm going to another store!"

EExtra Smile Blog Reaction: "!+? "

There Was No Sign funny quotes

Quote From a self-checkout attendant.Grocery Store | Mississauga,Canada.via:notalwaysright.com

Customer Quotes,Complaint quotes,Stupid quotes,Lie quotes

Promises?YOU bloody Liar

2009-11-14T10:03:00.000-08:00

Rabbit thinking:YOU bloody Liar

Promises QUOTES:

"We promise according to our hopes, and perform according to our fears."

~Francois duc de la Rochefoucauld

"You can't move so fast that you try to change the mores faster than people can accept it. That doesn't mean you do nothing, but it means that you do the things that need to be done according to priority."

-Eleanor Roosevelt

Promises funny QUOTE by eextra smile blog.

A never Ended Story

2009-11-12T13:15:00.000-08:00

The ultimate chain reaction in life.=Never Ended Story

The Boss asked to his secretary : This week we are going abroad.so make arrangements.

Secretary makes call to her husband : This week My Boss and I will be going abroad. so take care of yourself.

Husband makes call to his secret lover : She is going abroad this week.So we can spend this together.

Secret lover makes call to the small boy to whom she gives private tuition and told :This week I have some urgent work so there will not be any classes this week and you need not come this week.

The small boy makes call to his grandfather : Grandpa this week there will not be any classes
as my teacher has some urgent work.so we can spend this week together.

Grandfather (The Boss)makes call to his secretary : cancel the trip as I will spend this week with my grandson.We will not attend that meeting.

The Secretary makes call to her husband : Sorry My boss has canceled the trip.so I will not go
abroad this week.

The husband makes call to his secret lover : sorry she canceled her trip. so we will not be able to spend this week together.

The secret lover calls to the small boy : There will be classes as usual this week also.

The small boy makes call to his grandfather (The Boss):Grandpa sorry,There will be classes as usual this week also.so I will not spend this week together.

The Boss makes call to his secretary :We will attend that meeting .so make arrangements.

................

Back to the Top to restart again........A never Ended Story

A never Ended Story quote by: eextrasmile.blogspot.com ;)

ref: Gopaljsr

MJ This is it

2009-11-11T22:29:00.000-08:00

MJ This is it

" The most successful stuff is sold to you as indispensable social information. The message in the music is, `We are terribly, terribly slick and suave, and if you listen to us, you can probably get a leg up in society, too."- on modern music .

Iggy Pop

Modern music is as dangerous as cocaine.

- Pietro Mascagni

Quotes about music by eetrasmile.blogpot.com

Lie Quote;Advertisement always lies 1

2009-11-10T21:14:00.001-08:00

"It makes much more sense to be completely sure that you're telling the truth"

"i 1 My $ back !"

"Because once you're caught in a lie (even an inadvertent one), everything else you say will be open to doubt."

Lie quotes By eetra smile ;)

What we have forgotten?

2009-10-27T13:19:00.001-07:00

Alert......Alert.........

Sometimes we forget to sit down and think what we have forgotten........

Forgotten Quote By:eextrasmile

P/s:If you are wondering why we need to protect our environment, the answer is simple: to understand what we have forgotten-how to live in harmony with one another and the land.

Note:

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There is only one way quote

2009-10-04T22:24:00.000-07:00

There is only one way ....................

There is only one way to get anybody to do anything. And that is by making the other person willing to do it.

Carnegie, Dale

There is only one way that we all measure our own personal brands: through how we stack up to competitors.

Monica O'Brien

There is only one way to succeed at anything and that is to give everything.

-Vince Lombardi

There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will.

-Epictetus Roman (55 AD - 135 AD)

There is only one way to eat an elephant.(Better Don't)

Well,whatever the size of the elephant, there's definitely only one way to eat it: One bite at a time!

anonymous--eextra smile

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My Discovery channel "

2009-09-23T22:35:00.001-07:00

One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.

A. A. Milne (1882 - 1956)

A discovery is said to be an accident meeting a prepared mind.

Albert Szent-Gyorgyi (1893 - 1986)

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Consistently ; When will i Get There

2009-09-03T16:19:00.000-07:00

“You can't be consistently fair, consistently generous, consistently just, or consistently merciful. You can be anything erratically, but to be that thing time after time after time, you have to have courage."

Angelou

Quote: What You Protest For

2009-08-16T13:14:00.000-07:00

"Allow voices to be heard is democratic"

Is there a way to get some different voices?

“Protest for health insurance”

The truth is....

We always have different voices .

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Don't Smile .I Am Angry...

2009-08-16T12:43:00.000-07:00

Sometimes when I'm angry I have the right to be angry, but that doesn't give me the right to be cruel.

~Author Unknown

Anger blows out the lamp of the mind.

~Robert G. Ingersoll

For every minute you are angry, you lose sixty seconds of happiness.

~Happiness quotes

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Dreams and Reality

2009-07-28T00:34:00.000-07:00

"Don't be afraid of the space between your dreams and reality. If you can dream it, you can make it so."

- Belva Davis

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Save your life

2009-07-27T23:50:00.000-07:00

"Save your life and ours, use a head set."

The Red Carpet Co

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Brings out the human in men

2009-07-27T23:48:00.000-07:00

"Brings out the human in men."

Three wise men - are you serious?

~Author Unknown

Way to make your dreams come True

2009-07-24T21:57:00.000-07:00

“The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up.”

~Paul Valery quotes (French Poet, Essayist and Critic, 1871-1945)

Having a hard time to wake up in the morning? preferring to extend your sleep and bed time as much as possible ?

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How to Wake up More easy

2009-07-24T21:49:00.000-07:00

How to wake up in the morning can be a pleasant adventure...

What way did you wake up to today?

Do you know what is “The best way to make your dreams come true "?

Money without brains

2009-07-23T12:22:00.000-07:00

"Money without brains is always dangerous."

Napoleon Hill quotes

Nothing is more dangerous

2009-07-23T12:03:00.000-07:00

Nothing is more dangerous then try to get smart ....

Oh yeah? What about the speeding motorcycle flying up from the rear?

Try something New?

Classic Dangerous Quotes:

“Nothing is more dangerous than an idea when it is the only one you have.”

Emile Chartier

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"What If You're not concentrate"

The ability to concentrate

2009-07-23T11:38:00.000-07:00

The ability to concentrate...

The ability to concentrate and to use your time well is everything.

- Lee lacocca

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People who are late

2009-07-23T11:12:00.000-07:00

“I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them.”

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Believe

2009-07-22T23:37:00.000-07:00

When we pray to God we must be seeking nothing - nothing.

~Saint Francis of Assisi

If You're not concentrated

2009-07-22T23:27:00.000-07:00

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"The risk of not concentrated can be fatal.No matter who you're ...Even you're Super hero"(you think)

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How to Stop the terminator salvation

2009-05-30T00:59:00.001-07:00

Can we stop terminators to salvation?

Salvation Quote:

"I will be back"

Terminator

Too much power

2009-05-16T23:15:00.000-07:00

Use too much power,the golf ball explode!

The truth is it's not a regular ball ,It is an "exploding golf ball ",it blows up in a spectacular cloud of smoke-like powder when hit.!

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Power quote:

"In Congress,We simply have too much power"

Jeff Flake

The place of happiness.

2009-01-14T10:51:00.000-08:00

Where is the place of happiness?

Go back where you belongs to,That's Where the place of happiness.

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Express your happiness in action

2009-01-14T09:46:00.000-08:00

"Every time you smile at someone, it is an action of love, a gift to that person, a beautiful thing."

~M.Teresa

Why should you smile?:)

2009-01-14T09:32:00.000-08:00

Smile In the real world and the virtual world .. :)-

Because A smile confuses an approaching frown. ~:D

What's Dangerous

2008-12-28T23:07:00.000-08:00

“The most dangerous thing is illusion.”

Ralph Waldo Emerson quotes

Make Money Online Scam Proof

2008-12-27T11:35:00.000-08:00

"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one".

-Albert Einstein

A (Newbie):Last night when I was surfing the internet.........I was so amaz by the possible of making money inline.Do you guy know the power of blogging?
B :What?Someone told you you can make money online by blogging?
C (This guy seem to know something about "make Money Online") :Is that a 13 year old who told you that?
D:How much can we earn from Internet?
A: According to different source we can make $1000 perday by doing nothing online!!
D,E,F,G(All newbie):I think we found a gold mine. haa.....ha...
H:Wow..did you hear that?...Hey ,I am talking to you...!
I(Last person) :..........

“A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.”

Communicate each other-Be sincere; be brief; be seated

2008-12-14T11:19:00.000-08:00

Communicate Quote:

"The relationship is the communication bridge between people."

-Alfred Kadushin.

"Be sincere; be brief; be seated."

-Franklin Delano Roosevelt

"The most important things are the hardest to say, because words diminish them."

-Stephen King

Relationships:

"Relationships are all there is. Everything in the universe only exists because it is in relationship to everything else. Nothing exists in isolation. We have to stop pretending we are individuals that can go it alone"

-Margaret Wheatley

"The greatest thing you'll ever learn Is to love and be loved in return."

-Natalie Cole

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How Much patience you have?

2008-12-08T21:30:00.000-08:00

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.
~Franklin P. Jones~

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children. ~Clarence Darrow~

It takes a village to raise a child .-African proverb~

A man surprised is half beaten. ~Thomas Fuller ~

The Super Powers

2008-11-25T16:10:00.000-08:00

“If you realized how powerful your thoughts are, you would never think a negative thought.”

~Peace Pilgrim (American Teacher and Spiritual leader and Peace Prophet, 1908-1981)

The Super Powers II

2008-11-25T15:22:00.000-08:00

“He is most powerful who has power over himself”

~ Seneca

Guarantee happiness

2008-11-25T11:19:00.000-08:00

"Materialist can't guarantee happiness"

"Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory."

~Albert Schweitzer:

“Happiness is the meaning and the purpose of life, the whole aim and end of human existence”

~Aristotle (Ancient Greek Philosopher, Scientist and Physician, 384 BC-322 BC)

Very Clever

2008-11-22T22:17:00.000-08:00

“The next best thing to being clever is being able to quote someone who is.”

~Mary Pettibone Poole(1938)

“It's good to be clever, but not to show it.”

~French Proverb

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Excuse me

2008-11-22T11:24:00.000-08:00

“Every vice has its excuse ready.”

~Publilius Syrus quotes (Roman author, 1st century B.C.)

Knowing yourself

2008-11-22T09:14:00.000-08:00

Knowing yourself.....

"You have to start knowing yourself so well that you begin to know other people. A piece of us is in every person we can ever meet."

~ John D. MacDonald

Rationally respond to a crisis

2008-11-09T21:36:00.000-08:00

Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool. Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.

When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.' Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?" ........